A Funny Funny! ROTF!

Discussion in 'Lets Talk about gambling and more...' started by Vicky, Aug 18, 2008.

Rizk Casino
  1. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    :D:D:D:D:D:D
    A woman, pregnant with triplets,
    was walking down the street,
    when a masked robber ran out of a bank
    and shot her three times in the stomach.
    Luckily the babies were OK.
    The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because
    it was too risky to operate.
    She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a
    healthy son.
    All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter
    walked into the room in tears.

    "What's wrong?" asked the mother.
    "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet
    came out," replied the daughter.

    The mother told her it was okay and
    explained what happened 16 years ago.

    About a week later the second daughter walked i
    nto the room in tears.
    "Mom,I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."
    Again the mother told her not to worry and explained
    what happened 16 years ago.

    A week later her son walked into the room in tears.
    "It's okay" said theMom,
    "I know what happened.
    You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."

    "No," said the boy,
    "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog!"​
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Aug 18, 2014
    Kotsy likes this.
  2. Seaman63

    Seaman63 Well-Known Member

    :d:d:d oh well...never play withyourself..lmaaoo!
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Aug 18, 2008
  3. Kotsy

    Kotsy Well-Known Member

    good one
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Aug 18, 2014
    1 person likes this.
  4. elle86

    elle86 Active Member

    HAHAHAHAHAHA poor dog... HAHAHAHAHAHA
     
    1 person likes this.
  5. mgrace

    mgrace Member

    just like a teenage boy huh
     
  6. Dmoney644

    Dmoney644 Well-Known Member

    Seaman, Don't Act Like You've Never Done This
    Sort Of Thing B4!

    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Aug 18, 2014
  7. Seaman63

    Seaman63 Well-Known Member

    Me??? Never...I swear....:D:D:D
     
  8. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
    OMGosh...Seaman SHOT A DOG????
    Why that's terrible!
     
  9. Kotsy

    Kotsy Well-Known Member

    It was probably his "hot dog"........rof

    you guys are so bad​
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Aug 18, 2014
    1 person likes this.
  10. Seaman63

    Seaman63 Well-Known Member

    Well...I love cats...what can I say...
     
    1 person likes this.
  11. sandadam

    sandadam Member

    ooohhh you guys are so bad. . . but that was a funny one!
     
    1 person likes this.
20 Free Spins at Lucky Dino