A Marine And French Lady

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  1. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    A Marine And French Lady

    The train was packed,
    and the U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat,
    but a well-dressed,
    French woman's poodle took the only seat remaining.

    The war-weary Marine asked,
    Ma'am, may I have that seat?
    The French woman just sniffed
    and said to no one in particular,
    Americans are so rude.
    My little Fifi is using that seat.

    The Marine walked the entire train again,
    but the only seat left was under that dog.
    Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.
    She snorted, not only are you Americans rude,
    you are also arrogant!

    The next time the Marine didn't say a word;
    he just picked up the little dog,
    tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
    The woman shrieked, Someone must defend my honor!
    Put this American in his place!

    An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up,
    Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant
    for doing the wrong thing.
    You hold the fork in the wrong hand,
    you drive your vehicles on the wrong side of the road.

    And now, Sir,
    you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.​
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  2. bbzgurl

    bbzgurl Active Member

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  3. Shaggy76

    Shaggy76 Member

    LOL! Very good one!
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  4. Marina

    Marina Administrator Staff Member

    omg .......
    that poor poodle , rof :D
  5. Marina

    Marina Administrator Staff Member

    oh what?
    you americans hold the fork in wrong hand?
    Rof, really?
  6. Seaman63

    Seaman63 Well-Known Member

    :D:D:D good one!

    And I would like to know about the fork too...:nuts:
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  7. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    Heck I don't know:confused:
    I hold mine in my right hand!
  8. runninfast

    runninfast New Member

    ooohhh poor puppy dog!!

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