and then the fight started....

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  1. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    These are too good not to share!;)
    :D:D:D:D
    When I got home last night,
    my wife demanded that I take her someplace
    expensive.... so, I took her to a gas station.....
    and then the fight started....
    ********************************************************

    After retiring,
    I went to the Social Security office to apply for
    Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked
    me for my driver's license to verify my age.
    I looked in my pockets and realized I had left
    my wallet at home.
    I told the woman that I was very sorry,
    but I would have to go home and
    come back later.
    The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
    So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
    She said, 'That
    silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'
    and she processed my
    Social Security application.
    When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about
    my experience at the
    Social Security office.
    She said, 'You should have dropped your pants.
    You might have gotten
    disability, too!'And then the fight started.....

    ********************************************************
    My wife and I were sitting
    at a table at my high school reunion, and I
    kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink
    as she sat alone at a
    nearby table.
    My wife asked,'Do you know her?'
    'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old
    girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right
    after we split up those many years ago,
    and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
    'My Goodness!' says my wife, '
    Who would think a person could go on
    celebrating that long?'
    And then the fight started.....
    Enjoy your Monday Friends!​
     
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  2. Seaman63

    Seaman63 Well-Known Member

    :D:D:D This is funny...sounds like a typical day of mine...lol.


    On my way to buy some flowers now....to avoid fighting!
     
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  3. Dmoney644

    Dmoney644 Well-Known Member

    roflmao

    good one vicki,

    i'm in the same boat with you seaman at times :D:D
     
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  4. dsteve

    dsteve Member

    those are hilarious. . . will definitely have to share all of these with others!
     
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  5. Kotsy

    Kotsy Well-Known Member

    advice for all the men on Bonus Paradise.

    A dear MALE friend of mine who is married told me this

    "It is easier to keep a Woman happy than to
    get her happy"

    now go figure

    rof​
     
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  6. dogbites68

    dogbites68 Active Member

    Some good ones there V.lol But if your a retired vet u can get the little blue pills for free.
     
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  7. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    Rotf!
    :d:d:d
     
  8. Elizabeth26

    Elizabeth26 New Member

    LOL, your friend gave you some very good advice.

    I really like the last joke!
     
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  9. Dmoney644

    Dmoney644 Well-Known Member

    I Made A Few Deposits Today And Lost, And When My Wife Found Out......




    :D:D:D And Then The Fight Started!​
     
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  10. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    ROTF!
    :D:D:D:D
    Dee You gonna be in
    BIG T-R-O-U-B-L-E!
    :(:(:(:(
     
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  11. jobill35

    jobill35 New Member

    That is way too funny I love it
     
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  12. Seaman63

    Seaman63 Well-Known Member

    Buy some flowers!
     
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