And Today is only TUESDAY! LOL

[Vicky]

This morning I get a nice hot cup of coffee and power up my puter in great anticipation of all of the wonderful offers I will find for my Friends at Bonus Paradise.com :smile:

I got a few...and I posted them here...Best ongoing Promotions for Casinos and more and here...https://bonusparadise.com/forum/threads/gone-bingo-tuesday-raffle-300-giveaway-may-11-2010.11640/

What I didn't know was That I had won a lottery! hyesss: Oh Yeah and a BIG one at that US$20 MILLION! and all I have to do is send the following information....

Your Full Name,Contact address,phone and fax number,Company name if any as well as the copy of your driving licence or international passport

to some dude at the Central Bank of Nigeria! WooHoo!

But WAIT! I also got 12 business proposals from all around the globe...seems word has leaked out about my keen business sense. :roflmao:

I got an e-mail telling me that "someone special" wants to meet me! How exciting! Now if I get get my Hubby to let me go on this wild adventure to meet this "someone special"...He BARELY tolerates Johnny!:smile:

Did any of you guys tell the people at this place called extenze, how short I am?
They sent me a FREE offer to try their product and they GUARANTEE that they can make ME Bigger! :roflmao:
Cool now maybe I will be over 5' tall! :roflmao:

and you know I could go on and on but I won't....

Have a GREAT TUESDAY FRIENDS!:kiss:

p.s. I gotta tell you SPAM filters DO NOT WORK! :roflmao:

 

[Mick114]

:roflmao:........Ya....... think I'd miss the daily "enlarge yer Penis " spam..............:roflmao:

 

[Vicky]

:roflmao:........Ya....... think I'd miss the daily "enlarge yer Penis " spam..............:roflmao:

is THAT what they were talking about???
DANG! I thought it would make me grow TALLER!

 

[Mick114]

:roflmao: Vickster

 

[Kotsy]

oh chit, V...........just read this...

now I gotta clean the screen and keyboard. lol

Wait till Thursday comes.

I think that someone special, "President of the USA" might nominate you as
the next Attorney General. oh but wait..you're not tall enough
and not "depp" enough

Guess you gotta wait for the next email to invite you to appear in the sequel
to Willy Wonka....yup, I think you could portray an Oompa Loompa


k, me go hide now

rof

 

[Vicky]

OMG! CAT! I can't quit laughing!
You BETTER HIDE!!!!!!

Oompa loompa doompety doo!

 

[Seaman63]

:roflmao:........Ya....... think I'd miss the daily "enlarge yer Penis " spam..............:roflmao:

Over many years research, I developed a method to enlarge "it" without any medical help...but works only for a few minutes.

 

[Marina]

:roflmao: you guys are to funny!

Thanks for making me laugh! :kiss: