A woman frantically runs into the vet's office carrying her dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes her back to an examination room and has her put the dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the limp body and after a few seconds tells the lady that the dog is dead. The lady was clearly not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion. The vet goes into the kennel and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog's body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail poking and sniffing the dog's body and finally looks at the vet and meows. The vet looks at the lady and says, "I'm sorry, but the cat says that your dog is dead ." The lady still won't believe the dog is dead. The vet brings in a black Labrador. The lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally looks at the vet and barks. The vet looks at the lady and says, "I'm sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead too." The lady, finally believes the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much she owes. The vet answers, "$650." "$650 to tell me my dog is dead?" exclaimed the lady !!!!! "Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $600 was for the CAT scan and LAB tests." Heard any good jokes????????........add them to the thread!!