Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.
Did you hear about the young man who got really worried
when his nose kept growing until it was eleven inches long?
He thought it might turn into a foot.
Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.
Did you hear about the mad scientist who crossed a
parrot with an alligator?
It bit off his arm and said, 'who's a pretty boy then?'
Did you hear about the musical ghost?
He wrote haunting melodies.
Did you hear about the woman who was so ugly
she could make yogurt just by staring at
a glass of milk for an hour?
Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated working
in the country?
He went to London and got a job as a shoe-shine boy.
So the farmer made hay while the son shone.
Did you hear about the fool who keeps going around saying
"no" anytime someone asks them a question?
No.
Oh, it's you!
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.
Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
Did you hear about the yachtsman who had his arm cut off
so that he could sail round the world single-handed.
Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.
Have a Great Week Friends!
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