Doomsday Jokes!!

Discussion in 'Lets Talk about gambling and more...' started by Lucky3Sevens, Dec 21, 2012.

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  1. Lucky3Sevens

    Lucky3Sevens Well-Known Member

    Let's go out laughing!!

    You know it's already 8 A.M. Friday in China, has anyone called over there to see if anyone picks up?

    Bible on end of the world. Matthew 24:36
    "However, no one knows the day or hour when these things will happen, not even the angels in heaven or the Son himself. Only the Father knows."

    Missing Bible text???
    "Yeh, but somehow the Mayans found out. Soooo....."

    I have a cousin, she's not too bright. When she heard the world was ending on 12/21, she made sure to get all of her Christmas shopping in before then.

    12/21/12 Mayan calendar ends
    12/22/12 New Mayan calendars out of stock at Hallmark stores

    Seriously you think God is going to pull the plug 4 DAYS before his Kid's birthday? Cancelling the caterer alone is a nightmare.
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  2. Kotsy

    Kotsy Well-Known Member

    Thanks for the laughs!!

    I love it.
  3. Marina

    Marina Administrator Staff Member

    ty for the giggle Lucky :)

    Ya know what worries me..., how many people actually believe that the end of the world is on 21 Dec 2012.
    I wonder how they have been able to sleep, live or do anything all the time before today.

    Here in the Netherlands is man who did buy via internet a underwater rescue boat for 13.000 Euro .
    He did put that boat in his backyard and filled it with food, water ........ he has place for about 30 people. Man.......

    It was in the news here, they interviewed him, now I just hope that they interview him tomorrow again, I can't wait to hear what he'll say then.
    Last edited: Dec 21, 2012
  4. Seaman63

    Seaman63 Well-Known Member

    My biggest concern is that some weirdos may commit suicide today. i know some people who really believe in this desaster chit.
  5. Ellis

    Ellis Well-Known Member

    Yes this is what I also think Seaman.

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