Let's go out laughing!! You know it's already 8 A.M. Friday in China, has anyone called over there to see if anyone picks up? Bible on end of the world. Matthew 24:36 "However, no one knows the day or hour when these things will happen, not even the angels in heaven or the Son himself. Only the Father knows." Missing Bible text??? "Yeh, but somehow the Mayans found out. Soooo....." I have a cousin, she's not too bright. When she heard the world was ending on 12/21, she made sure to get all of her Christmas shopping in before then. 12/21/12 Mayan calendar ends 12/22/12 New Mayan calendars out of stock at Hallmark stores Seriously you think God is going to pull the plug 4 DAYS before his Kid's birthday? Cancelling the caterer alone is a nightmare.