Going to the Casino.... "My husband's going to a casino in central Asia." "Tibet?" "Of course, why else would he go!" Winning the Lottery... A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up your things! I just won the lottery!' Martha replies, 'Should I pack for warm weather or cold?' The man responds, 'I don't care. Just get out!' Happy Gambling Friends!