Happy Thursday Grandma...LOL

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  1. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member


    A sweet grandmother telephoned
    St. Joseph's Hospital.
    She timidly asked,
    "Is it possible to speak to someone who
    can tell me how a patient is doing?"

    The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear.
    What's the name and room number?"

    The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice
    said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302."

    The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold
    while I check with her nurse."

    After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone,
    "Oh, good news. Her nurse has told me that Norma
    is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine;
    her blood work just came back as normal and
    her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her
    to be discharged Tuesday."

    The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful!
    I was so worried! God bless you for the good news."

    The operator replied, "You're more than welcome.
    Is Norma your daughter?"

    The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302.
    No one tells me shit."

    Have a Fun-filled Day

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  2. Dmoney644

    Dmoney644 Well-Known Member

    ROF good 1 V, had a feeling thats what it was leading up too :lmao:
  3. luckymenan

    luckymenan Active Member

    :lmao::lmao::lmao: That's a funny one. I am still laughing...wanna hear me laughing? Ha~Ha~Ha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~:nuts:I wish my grandma was still alive...I didn't even go see her when she passed away...excuses and excuses, blah~blah!!! Most of my family lives in different country so that was my poor excuse but I still feel guilty.:confused:
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  4. Seaman63

    Seaman63 Well-Known Member

    Happy thursday everyone!

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