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How to WIN at Gambling*....
1. Never gamble with your legs crossed.
You'll literally cross out your luck.
2. Don't count money during a gambling session.
3. Stay away from sex and females (for men)
4. Avoid seeing monks or nuns before going to a casino.
5. Wear red underwear when gambling.
6. Do not touch someone's shoulder while he is gambling.
7. Females are more likely to win during their period.
8. Don't check into hotels with bad numbers like 4 or 14.
9. Don't enter casinos through their main entrance for it is cursed.
10. Switch on all the lights at home before going out to gamble.
11. Never play in a room with a dog in it.
12. When you're on a losing streak, tilt your chair on its forelegs
and twist it three times.
It works best if your twist following the path of the sun.
13. If that doesn't work, turn your chair around
so that the back faces the computer and sit astride it,
facing the seat back.
14.If you're still losing, try sitting on a handkerchief,
or walk clockwise around the table three times.
If that doesn't work, switch to a new game or take up bird watching:lmao:
*This is NOT a guarantee,
it's just a few things I found on the web:lmao:
Have a WINNING Monday Friends!
:beer::beer::beer:
How to WIN at Gambling*....
1. Never gamble with your legs crossed.
You'll literally cross out your luck.
2. Don't count money during a gambling session.
3. Stay away from sex and females (for men)
4. Avoid seeing monks or nuns before going to a casino.
5. Wear red underwear when gambling.
6. Do not touch someone's shoulder while he is gambling.
7. Females are more likely to win during their period.
8. Don't check into hotels with bad numbers like 4 or 14.
9. Don't enter casinos through their main entrance for it is cursed.
10. Switch on all the lights at home before going out to gamble.
11. Never play in a room with a dog in it.
12. When you're on a losing streak, tilt your chair on its forelegs
and twist it three times.
It works best if your twist following the path of the sun.
13. If that doesn't work, turn your chair around
so that the back faces the computer and sit astride it,
facing the seat back.
14.If you're still losing, try sitting on a handkerchief,
or walk clockwise around the table three times.
If that doesn't work, switch to a new game or take up bird watching:lmao:
*This is NOT a guarantee,
it's just a few things I found on the web:lmao:
Have a WINNING Monday Friends!
:beer::beer::beer:
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