Hump Day Funnies How do you know when you're too drunk to be driving? When you swerve to miss the tree in the road and it turns out to be your air freshener. Two priests get lost in the woods, when a giant grizzly crashes out of the timber after them. After running as fast as they could and the bear finally catching them, they plead to the heavens; "Lord, make this a Christian bear!" At which point the bear stops, kneels, folds his paws and says, "I thank thee Lord, for this meal I am about to receive..." Then there's the cannibal that passed his brother in the jungle... There's a sequel to the movie Shogun, only it's going to be set in the deep South. They're going to call it Sho'Nuff!