Hump Day Funnies

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  1. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member


    Hump Day Funnies

    How do you know when
    you're too drunk to be driving?
    When you swerve to miss the tree
    in the road and
    it turns out to be your air freshener.

    Two priests get lost in the woods,
    when a giant grizzly crashes out
    of the timber after them.
    After running as fast as they could and
    the bear finally catching them,
    they plead to the heavens;
    "Lord, make this a Christian bear!"
    At which point the bear stops, kneels,
    folds his paws and says,
    "I thank thee Lord, for this meal I am
    about to receive..."

    Then there's the cannibal that
    passed his brother in the jungle...


    There's a sequel to the movie Shogun,
    only it's going to be set in the deep South.
    They're going to call it Sho'Nuff!
    Last edited by a moderator: Aug 30, 2014
  2. Seaman63

    Seaman63 Well-Known Member


    Love that one!
  3. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    I thought of you!
  4. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    I got one more for you...


    A guy spots a nice looking girl in a bar
    goes up and starts small talk.
    Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name.

    "Carmen," she replied.

    "That's a nice name,"
    he said warming up the conversation.
    "Who named you, your mother?"

    "No, I named myself." she answered.

    "Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"

    "Because I like cars, and I like men,"
    she said looking directly into his eyes.
    "So what's your name?" she asked.

    "Beersex." ​
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  5. SystEmsuX

    SystEmsuX Member

    I might swerve out of the way of the air freshener due soley to my poor vision, haha.

    If I ever have a kid, I don't know what I'd name them, but now I'm leaning towards Beersex... (that might help explain their conception)

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