Jack & Jill

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  1. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    Jack was about to marry Jill
    and his father took him to one side
    and said
    "When I married your mother, the first thing I did
    when we got home was take off my trousers,"

    "I gave them to your mother and told
    Her to put them on.

    When she did, they were enormous on her and she
    Said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them,
    as they were too large. I told her,
    "Of course they're too big.I wear the trousers in
    this family and I always will."

    "Ever since that day, we have never had
    A single problem."

    Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got
    Jill alone after the wedding, he did the same thing;
    took off his trousers, gave them to Jill and
    told her to put them on.

    Jill said that the trousers were too big
    and she couldn't possibly wear them.

    "Exactly," replied Jack.
    "I wear the trousers in this relationship and
    I always will. I don't want you to forget that."

    Jill paused, Removed her knickers
    and gave them to Jack.

    "Try these on," she said,
    So he tried them on but they were too small.

    "I can't possibly get into your knickers," said Jack.
    "Exactly," replied Jill.

    "And if you don't change your attitude,
    you never will."
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  2. Seaman63

    Seaman63 Well-Known Member

    :D:D:D good one!
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  3. amyhop

    amyhop Guest

    omg that was great! And so true!
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