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  1. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    and Bonus Paradise

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    This contest starts
    April 1,2009
    and ends
    April 15,2009

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  2. Kotsy

    Kotsy Well-Known Member

    great contest V.......don't have
    the guts of me showing pic of
    playing slots naked......rof

    good luck everyone​
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  3. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    Whew I was really worried for a minute!
    Good Luck Friends!​
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  4. luckymenan

    luckymenan Active Member


    great contest again.
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  5. Mike

    Mike Administrator Staff Member

    Great Contest Vicky!!

    Goodluck everyone
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  6. nada333

    nada333 Banned

    Great contest Vicky, and what an easy way to win some free money for a great microgaming sponsor..Good luck everyone.
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  7. slotomaniac

    slotomaniac Member

    I think this is really the silliest picture I have ever seen...

    THX for the flowers. my casinoshare account: tcsr06864591
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  8. Ellis

    Ellis Well-Known Member

    OMG slotomaniac that looks yuk!!!!
    Great contest Vickster!!
    Love Yolly Yester :hugs:​
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  9. joc21

    joc21 Member

    Things To Do On An Elevator

    1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”

    2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

    3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.

    4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

    5) MEOW occasionally.

    6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” - and back away slowly

    7) SAY -DING at each floor.

    8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the red buttons.

    9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

    10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”

    11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”

    12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

    13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”

    14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.

    15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

    16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

    17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”

    18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”

    19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

    20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

    21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.

    22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.


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  10. Dmoney644

    Dmoney644 Well-Known Member

    Believe we have one member that has tried this out personally,
    Sexy Lexy, you have any comments on this experience? :lmao:
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  11. Laamadeus

    Laamadeus Member

    Casinoshare ID: tcsr04222561
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  12. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    GREAT You guys!
    Thank You
    Good Luck!
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  13. minkygirl

    minkygirl New Member

    :lmao:The more realistic TIMEOUT for modern parents...... let er rip baby.....

    you've got to click on the pic to get a closer look! it all makes perfect sense!!!
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  14. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    Boss...You need to try that with Kotsy!
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  15. classicdaycab

    classicdaycab Banned

    What a great contest...Here goes:

    A man walks into a doctor. He has a banana in his ear, a cucumber in his nose, and a radish in his eye. He says to the Doctor, "sir, I am not feeling well". The Doctor looks at him for a moment and then says. "Sir, you are not eating properly". roflma :lmao:

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  16. sno719

    sno719 Member

    these r good lmao.
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  17. grandglor

    grandglor Active Member

    I really like this joke::lmao:

    The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa shows up with his attorney.

    The auditor said, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable."

    I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Grandpa. "How about a demonstration?"

    The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."

    Grandpa says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my eye."

    The auditor thinks a moment and says, "It's a bet."

    Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.

    Grandpa says, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye."

    Now, the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
    Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

    "Want to go double or nothing?" Grandpa asks "I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."

    The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

    Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.

    The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.

    But Grandpa's attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

    "Are you okay?" the auditor asks.

    "Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it."


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  18. Dmoney644

    Dmoney644 Well-Known Member

    That is great my friend, i really love that one. Best joke i've heard in a while. Maybe because i'm a gambler and find the outlandish bets interesting lol None the less, thanks for sharing that, and good luck in the contest!​
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  19. cameer

    cameer Member

    Ok guys this is kinda a long one: A lady walks pass a pet store everyday on her way to work. She notices in the window a new talking parrot who speaks to the people passing. He looks at her and says " Hey lady! Your Ugly!" She thought how rude of that bird I cannot believe he just said that to me. But she kept on walking to work. The next day on her walk to work she passes by the pet store to once again hear the bird shout "Hey Lady! Your Ugly!" She said to herself "thats it I'm not gonna get harassed everyday on my way to work by any bird." So she goes in the store and tells the manager what the parrot has been saying to her everyday and he assures her he will talk to the intelligent bird and explain he cannot say these things to people or he will be put in the back of the store to speak to nobody. So the next day the lady heads to work and when passing the pet store she hears the bird once again shout "Hey Lady........You Know!" :lmao::lmao:

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  20. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    Thanks Everyone!
    These are GREAT!
    Good Luck!
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