LOL It's Monday!

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  1. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    Smoking in the Rain

    Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and
    one of them was smoking a cigarette.
    It started to rain, so the old lady reached
    into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip
    and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.

    Her friend saw this and said,
    "Hey that's a good idea!
    But, what is that thing you put over your cigarette?"

    The other old lady said, "It's a condom."

    "A condom? Where do you get those?"

    The lady with the cigarette told her friend
    that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy.
    When the two old ladies arrived downtown,
    the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy
    and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms.
    The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms,
    so he asked her, "What size do you want?"

    The old lady thought for a minute and said,
    "One that will fit a Camel."​

    Have a Good One Friends!​
     
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  2. Seaman63

    Seaman63 Well-Known Member

    :D:D:D

    Thanks for the monday morning chuckle...I really needed that. I´m just trying to motivate myself for another busy week...lol.
     
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  3. Ellis

    Ellis Well-Known Member

    Yeah i needed that to!!:D
    OMG day's goes by so fast!!
    Have a great Monday guys:apple:
     
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  4. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    ;)I'm glad I could help:D:D
     
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  5. mgrace

    mgrace Member

    thanks so much- that was a good one!
     
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  6. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    You're very welcome!
    ;)
     
  7. kyle53

    kyle53 Member

    I love it! That is why I like this forum so much- not only can you learn things but there are always fun ways to get a laugh as well! Kudos to the posters who share all of these funnies with us!
     
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  8. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    Thanks Everyone!
    I Love to Laugh!
    :D:D:D:D
     
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