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  1. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    What Is It?
    MadHatterDay is a holiday in October.
    It fills the need for a second crazy day in the year
    almost exactly half a year from April Fools' Day.
    The real spirit of MadHatterDay is turnabout:
    The nonsense we usually have to pretend is sane
    can be called madness for one day in the year;
    the superficially crazy things that really make
    sense can be called sane on MadHatterDay.

    Give us something that you find bizarre, crazy or fun
    A story, a joke, a picture anything!

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  2. Kotsy

    Kotsy Well-Known Member

    cute contest Vicky.

    Good luck everyone​
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  3. elle86

    elle86 Active Member

    lol sept 16 to sept 30??? hmmmmmmmmmmm im sorry i missed this one lol
  4. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    OMG! I guess I did too!!!!
    Good Eye Elle
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  5. grandglor

    grandglor Active Member

    I found a joke I thought was pretty funny.........

    Lady Luck

    Two bored dealers are waiting around for someone to walk up and try their luck at the craps table. A very attractive lady comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. The dealers agree.

    She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm half naked." With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs a new pair of pants!" She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers.

    "YES! I WIN! I WIN!" With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves.

    The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?" The other answers, "I don't know. I thought YOU were watching the dice!"

  6. Marina

    Marina Administrator Staff Member

    Such a cute contest Vicky

    lol, what do I read
    you had the wrong date, rofl
    well such things happen guys, we all just human, lol

    Thanks all for your understanding if such lil mistakes happen
    and we do appreciate if you let us know.

    Wishing everyone good luck​
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  7. elle86

    elle86 Active Member

    im glad i didnt miss this one... ill have to think up something good.... thanks hon...
  8. peteyweestro

    peteyweestro Active Member

    the one thing i find absolutely insane on this day that is looked as normal all the other time even though its really not is that here in the states at our drive through atm machines have braille on them so that blind people can get their money and can just drive on through if they are in a hurry!????what the ..........

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  9. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    Good Luck!​
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  10. grandglor

    grandglor Active Member

    Things that make you go hmmmm ...

    -If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
    -Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
    -If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
    -Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
    -If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
    -If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
    -If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
    -When all is said and done, much more is said than done
    -When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop ... even your heart!
    -Only 7% of the population are lefties.

    -40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.
    -Babies are born without knee caps They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.
    -The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.
    -The average housefly lives for one month.
    -40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
    -Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
    -A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
    -Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a bellybutton.
    -A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
    -Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
    -Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    -Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?
    -A bus station is where a bus stops
    A train station is where a train stops
    On my desk I have a work station.....
    -Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
    -The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
    -I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "where's the self-help section?" She said
    if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
    -If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to
    hear him, is he still wrong?
    -I must always remember that I am unique... Just like everyone else.
    -If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound
    energy to heat one cup of coffee.
    -If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the
    energy of an atomic bomb.

    -Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
    -Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
    -On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
    -The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.
    -It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
    -You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
    -Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
    -In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows
    and eyelashes.
    -A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
    -A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

    -The flea can jump 350 times its body length, that is like a human jumping the length of
    a football field.
    -A cockroach will live nine days without it's head before it starves to death.
    -The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female
    initiates sex by ripping the males head off.
    -Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
    -Butterflies taste with their feet.
    -Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
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  11. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    I LOVE these things grandglor!
    Good Luck!
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  12. burgundygirl

    burgundygirl Active Member

    If Men were to rewrite "The Rules"

    Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.

    Rule # 2 If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.

    Rule # 3 It is in neither your best interest nor ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.

    Rule # 4 You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done -- not both.

    Rule # 5 Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs.

    Rule # 6 Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.

    Rule # 7 When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the ramp, you saying "This is our exit" is not necessary.:D
  13. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    Good one!
    Good Luck Hun
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  16. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    Great posts everyone!
    thank you
    Good Luck!
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  17. christymv

    christymv Member

    if anyone likes football, here is something just crazy..........

    with a great offense, why the hell cant the bengals win 1 lousey game!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  18. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    Hmm..Too much catnip?
    oops! sorry~Kotsy made me do it!
    Good Luck Everyone!
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  20. Seaman63

    Seaman63 Well-Known Member

    Thanks for your funny entries and good luck everyone!
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