McDonald’s application(this IS real)ROTF!

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  1. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    I LOVE this KID!

    These are actual answers on a McDonald’s application
    submitted by a 17 year old kid someplace in Florida.
    They actually hired him too.
    I think this kid’s gonna go far…

    NAME: I erased his name.

    SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

    DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President.
    But seriously, whatever’s available.
    If I was in a position to be picky,
    I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.

    DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options
    and a Michael Ovitz style severance package.
    If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

    EDUCATION: Yes.

    LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

    SALARY: Less than I’m worth.

    MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection
    of stolen pens and post-it notes.

    REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

    HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

    PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m.,
    Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

    DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes,
    but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment.

    MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one,
    would I be here?

    DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT
    WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?:
    Of what?

    DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question
    here would be “Do you have a car that runs?”

    HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?:
    I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

    DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

    WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?:
    Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb
    sexy blonde super model who thinks I’m the greatest thing
    since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.

    DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND
    COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?:
    Yes. Absolutely.

    SIGN HERE: Aries.

    What'd You Think?
     
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  2. Kotsy

    Kotsy Well-Known Member

    Priceless..........I love it

    Obama needs to hire this kid. rof​
     
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  3. sno719

    sno719 Member

    ROFLMAO.That was cute.And you just think he might be your boss one day. lol lol.
     
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  4. luckymenan

    luckymenan Active Member

    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
    Both my daughter,Karina and I are laughing like-:nuts: now. This boy sure is genius. Some of most of famous people in the history were as weird as this kid but they were also genius. Like myself...lol.:kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
     
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  5. Spin2Win

    Spin2Win Member

    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
     
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  6. Seaman63

    Seaman63 Well-Known Member

    Heyyy..spin2win...isn´t the streak just looking for mods?

    :lmao::lmao::lmao:

    just kidding...me baaaad..I know.
     
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  7. krown

    krown Member

    That was totally hilarious the only thing that surprises me about the whole application is that McDonalds hasn't negotiated the rights to use the moniker from Superbad. McLovin it would be so great for them
     
  8. winchddd

    winchddd New Member

    If i was a manager at mcdonalds I would hire him just for having such a hilarious application. Funny post
     
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  9. Kim1982

    Kim1982 Member

    lol got to love kids!:confused::confused:
     
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  10. SystEmsuX

    SystEmsuX Member

    Dang, I get in trouble for being a smart-ass. At least it works for this kid, haha.
     
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  11. FEARFACTOR4

    FEARFACTOR4 Member

    Too Mcfunny. This kid is gonna be a McManager in a week I'll bet he doesn't even need the little pictures of each food item that are on the Mccash register keys!
    :lmao: :lmao:
     
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