Murder at wal-mart!

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  1. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    Tired of constantly being broke
    & stuck in an unhappy marriage,
    a young husband decided to solve
    both problems by taking out a large
    insurance policy on his wife with himself
    as the beneficiary,
    and then arranging to have her killed.

    A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch
    with a notorious dark-side underworld
    figure who went by the name of 'Artie.'
    Artie then explained to the husband
    that his going price for snuffing
    out a spouse was $5,000.

    The husband said he was willing to pay
    that amount, but that he wouldn't have
    any cash on hand until he could
    collect his wife's insurance money.

    Artie insisted on being paid at least something
    up front, so the man opened his wallet,
    displaying the single dollar bill that rested inside.
    Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly
    agreed to accept the dollar as down payment
    for the dirty deed.

    A few days later, Artie followed the
    man's wife to the local Super Wal-Mart store.
    There, he surprised her in the produce department
    & proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands
    & as the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath
    & slumped to the floor........

    The manager of the produce department
    stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene.
    Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind,
    ol' Artie had no choice but to
    strangle the produce manager as well.

    However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings
    were captured by the hidden security cameras
    & observed by the store's security guard,
    who immediately called the police.
    Artie was caught & arrested before
    he could even leave the store..

    Under intense questioning at the police station,
    Artie revealed the whole sordid plan,
    including his unusual financial arrangements
    with the hapless husband who was
    also quickly arrested.

    The next day in the newspaper,
    the headline declared

    (You're going to hate me for this ... )

    'ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 AT WAL-MART!'

    Oh, quit groaning! I don't write this stuff!
    I receive it from my warped friends
    and then send it on to you! :lmao::lmao: ​
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  2. Dmoney644

    Dmoney644 Well-Known Member

    ROF Gotta love the dumb humor, lol

    Its ok V, I like them roflmao​
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  3. luvslots

    luvslots Well-Known Member

    :lmao: LMAO :thank you: for the joke, made my Day! luvslots
  4. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    THAT'S what I like to hear luvslots!
    I am Tickled Pink..Thank You!
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