National SMILE Month - Grand Mondial Casino - 3 x £/€/$ 10 Cash

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  1. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    with

    Grand Mondial Casino

    and

    Gambling Bonus Paradise

    Share a Smile with us...
    It can be a funny picture, video, story or joke
    anything to put a smile on our faces...

    Post your "smile" along with your Grand Mondial Casino account number...

    3 Lucky Winners will be randomly drawn
    from all correct entries to win one of...

    3 x £/€/$ 10 Cash Prizes
    For Grand Mondial Casino!

    (*Cash deposited directly into your Grand Mondial account)

    This contest starts:

    May 1, 2010
    and ends
    May,31 2010

    This is an exclusive contest with Bonus Paradise.
    Under no circumstances do you contact the Casino regarding this contest.
    i.e.: No inquiry about contest rules, wins or credits relating to this contest.
    If you do, you will forfeit all future contest entries.
    Bonus Paradise is in full control of all related inquiries regarding this.
    In case you have questions or concerns, you can ask the Bonus Paradise
    Staff by making a post or sending a PM (private message)

     
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  2. Ellis

    Ellis Well-Known Member

    Very nice contest vicky!
    This contest made me smile! Goodluck everyone and thank you for entering!:smile:​
     
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  3. Dionysus

    Dionysus Active Member

    Well, being May 1st and all:

    If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

    Pilgrims!

    :p

    Thanks Grand Mondial and Bonus Paradise
    QrealE01999977
     
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  4. Marina

    Marina Administrator Staff Member

    Thank you for another wonderful contest Vicky!
    Really nice!

    Dionysus, looks to me like you posted here your Quatro Casino ID, lol
    Please post then your Grand Mondial ID.

    Good luck to you!
     
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  5. Dionysus

    Dionysus Active Member

    oops, I'm such a Dork, lol, sorry 'bout that

    Vgmr02295894
     
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  6. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    :lmao::lmao:
    Thanks Dionysus
    Good Luck!​
     
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  7. minkygirl

    minkygirl New Member

    WHAT DID THE ELEPHANT SAY TO THE NAKED GUY????



    :help::help:

    OH YEAH ???!!!
    WELL DO YOU THINK YOU CAN PICK UP PEANUTS WITH THAT THING????

    Vgmr00076088 :lmao: :lmao: :kiss:
     
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  8. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member


    That's FUNNY Minkygirl!
    Thanks and Good Luck!​
     
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  9. Tanietta1987

    Tanietta1987 Well-Known Member

    Grand Mondial account : Vgmr02257744

    Teacher: Trevor, what do you know about the Dead Sea?
    Trevor : I didn't even know it was ill, Sir!
    :roflmao::roflmao:
     
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  10. Stuff57

    Stuff57 New Member

    Ok I stole this one from my wifes stand up bit!! LOL

    it is a 2 part

    What do you call a Husband who lives in the guestroom??
    A sugar Daddy!

    What do you call a wife who spends the night in the guest room?
    Settling Up!

    Vgmr00716792


    ok wait a minute i just realized this is about me! We have our own rooms
    so ok I get her thinking now! She thinks she has it like that huh :sad: LOL
     
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  11. Ellis

    Ellis Well-Known Member

    I already Read lots nice stuff here! Keep them coming!
    :smile:
     
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  12. birder

    birder Banned

    Vgmr01609672



    An American, a Finn and a Swede are in the sauna together. Suddenly there is a "beep beep" sound, and the American starts to look at the palm of his hand.

    "What are you doing?" asks the Finn. The American replies:

    "This is the latest Motorola technology. I've got my pager embedded in the palm of my hand, so I don't have to carry it around anymore."

    Then the familiar old Nokia ring tone is heard, and the Finn starts looking at the palm of his hand.

    "What are you doing?" ask the other guys. The Finn replies

    "This is the latest Nokia technology. I've got my mobile phone embedded in the palm of my hand, so I don't have to carry it around anymore."

    The Swede thinks to himself that he'd better not be outdone by these guys, so he leaves the sauna. In a couple of minutes he returns, and there is toilet paper hanging out of his bum!

    "What the hell is that??" shout the other guys in unison.

    "I'm getting a fax." says the Swede.
    :smile:
     
  13. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member


    Thanks for making me smile today :smile:
    Good Luck Everyone!​
     
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  14. queenmap

    queenmap Well-Known Member

    Blonde paint job
    A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

    "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
    The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
    The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

    A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
    "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

    :thank you:

    vgmr00035468
     
  15. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member


    Good one Queen!
    Good Luck and Thank You!​
     
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  16. cola57

    cola57 Member

    Why do we drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?.
    VGM00025868 Thanks for the chance:smile:
     
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  17. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    :roflmao: Thanks Cola Good Luck!
     
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  18. minkygirl

    minkygirl New Member

    ok here is one for all the hard workers out there!:sad::hitme:

    Go To Work
    Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

    The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You should try that."

    Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
    Vgmr00076088
    :eek:hyesss::roflmao:
     
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  19. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    TOO FUNNY!!! Thanks Hun and Good Luck!
     
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  20. queenmap

    queenmap Well-Known Member

    Suppose if we win will we still get the money since we are in the US and they are moving us? Or will it just go to the same account and just their new software?
     
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