One for Kotsy...ROTFLMAO!

Discussion in 'Lets Talk about gambling and more...' started by Vicky, Sep 4, 2008.

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  1. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    FIVE LITTLE PIGS

    A farmer had five female pigs.
    Times were hard, so he decided to take them
    to the county fair and sell them.
    At the fair, he met another farmer
    who owned five male pigs.
    After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs
    and split everything 50/50.
    The farmers lived sixty miles apart.
    So they agreed to drive thirty miles each,
    and find a field in which to let the pigs mate.
    The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs
    got up at 5 A.M, loaded the pigs into the family station wagon,
    which was the only vehicle he had,
    and drove the thirty miles.
    While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer,
    'How will I know if they are pregnant?'
    The other farmer replied,
    'If they're lying in the grass in the morning,
    they're pregnant. If they're in the mud, they're not.'
    The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud.
    So he hosed them off, loaded them into the
    family station wagon again and proceeded to try again.
    This continued each morning for more than a week.

    The next morning he was too tired to get out of bed.
    He called to his wife,
    'Honey, please look outside and tell me
    whether the pigs are in the mud or in the grass.'
    'Neither,' yelled his wife,
    'they're in the station wagon
    andone of them is honking the horn.'

    I GOTTA hide NOW!;)
     
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  2. Kotsy

    Kotsy Well-Known Member

    hmmm, going V hunting tonight!!!
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Aug 18, 2014
  3. barbjames

    barbjames Member

    bad bad piggies. . . you go get em girls!!!
     
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