Only in America!

Discussion in 'Lets Talk about gambling and more...' started by ROCK, Dec 17, 2009.

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  1. ROCK

    ROCK Active Member

    Only in America drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

    Only in America people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

    Only in America banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

    Only in we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

    Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

    Only in America they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


    Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
    our skin?

    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

    Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

    Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

    Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

    If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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  2. Kotsy

    Kotsy Well-Known Member

    You surely put a huge smile on
    my face Rock.

    Love it!​
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  3. vacant1

    vacant1 Well-Known Member

    Haha love this one actually happened today while i was in line to order mcdonalds so not only in america but canada tooo! :winki_35:
  4. trucker103

    trucker103 Guest

    very nice reading
    never thought about some of this stuff :socool::merryxmas1:
  5. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    Thanks Rock!
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