Poker Terms And Lingo Just For Kotsy hehe

Discussion in 'The Poker Talk Corner' started by Dmoney644, Apr 21, 2009.

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  1. Dmoney644

    Dmoney644 Well-Known Member

    All you need to know about poker terms and lingo my dear:
  2. Kotsy

    Kotsy Well-Known Member

    OMG.....gonna need Marina's LEO
    for this. Damn you D, I don't need
    any homework tonight. rof​
  3. Kotsy

    Kotsy Well-Known Member

    chit, just realized D making fun of me.

    k, I'm gonna learn this stuff and kick some
    butt in Poker. who wants to be my tutor?

    and D, you aren't it!!!!​
  4. Dmoney644

    Dmoney644 Well-Known Member

    Me? Make Fun Of You? Nah Not Me? :lmao:

    These are all real poker terms and you can really learn the talk at least if you can't walk the walk lol

    here's another lesson, the most important:

    Poker Hand Rankings
    The various poker hands from highest to lowest:

    1. Royal Flush:
    A, K, Q, J, 10
    all of the same suit

    2. Straight Flush:
    Any five card sequence
    in the same suit
    (Ex: 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 )

    3. Four of a Kind:
    All four cards of
    the same index
    (Ex: Q, Q, Q, Q)

    4. Full House:
    Three of a kind
    combined with a pair
    (Ex: K, K, 3, 3, 3)

    5. Flush:
    Any five cards of the same
    suit, but not in sequence

    6. Straight:
    Five cards in sequence,
    but not in the same suit

    7. Three of a Kind:
    Three cards of the same index

    8. Two Pair:
    Two separate pairs
    (Ex: Q, Q, 7, 7)

    9. Pair:
    Two cards of the same index

    10. High Card:
  5. Kabuki19

    Kabuki19 Member

    There is also denominations for the two inicial cards you have on your hand like:

    A/A = Weapons of Massive Destruction, American Airliners, Pocket Rockets, Bullets

    A/K = Big Slick, Anna Kournikova

    K/K = The Cowboys

    K/J = Kojak

    Q/Q = The Ladies

    J/J = The Hooks

    8/8 = The Snowman

    10/2 = Doyle Brunson

    J/5 = Motown Hand

    2/2 = The Ducks

    7/2 = Beer Hand

    Q/3 = Gay Waiter

    5/5 = Presto, Speed Limit

    9/5 = Dolly Parton

    7/7 = Walking Sticks

    Q/7 = Computer Hand

    4/4 = Magnum, Sail Boats

    4/5 = Colt 45, Jesse James

    This is the most knowable denominations for the two inicial cards on Texas Holdeem Poker, but there is a lot more....
  6. Marina

    Marina Administrator Staff Member

    can i just not sit on the table and wait til everyone is passing?
    man oh man!!!

  7. Kotsy

    Kotsy Well-Known Member

    oh my..........hope you all have patience with me.

    Think I'll play like Marina. rof

    I'll even get dressed for this!! rof
  8. Kondai

    Kondai Active Member

    7,2 of spades ... Kondai's Hand

    lol :socool:
  9. Ellis

    Ellis Well-Known Member

    What would Kotsys hand be??
    2, six packs, of beer:lmao::lmao:

  10. Marina

    Marina Administrator Staff Member

    thats to funny!!! :lmao::lmao::lmao:
  11. Ellis

    Ellis Well-Known Member

    We better hide now boss........:lmao::lmao:
  12. Kotsy

    Kotsy Well-Known Member

    Just you all wait. I'll show ya.

    and yes, I'll take the six pack...rof​
  13. Arjonius

    Arjonius New Member

    The single most important term for an entry-level poker player to learn may be "tight aggressive". It's a style of play where you play a relatively low proportion of hands (tight), but when you do play, you do so aggressively, largely by leading the betting and raising rather than calling.

    It's probably the style that will get new players into fewer troublesome situations while you learn, and it's also a good way to become a break-even or even a profitable player quite quickly.

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