National Talk Like A Pirate Day (September 19th) ARRRR! He Shivers My Timbers! and I found this: Most days are like all of the others, Go to work, come back home, watch TV, But, brother, if I had me druthers, I'd chuck it and head out to sea, For I dream of the skull and the crossbones, I dream of the great day to come, When I dump the mundane for the Old Spanish Main And trade my computer for rum! ARRR! T' me, Yo, Ho, Yo, Ho, It's "Talk Like A Pirate" Day! When laptops are benches God gave us for wenches, And a sail ain't a low price to pay! When timbers are shivered and lillies are livered And every last buckle is swashed, We'll abandon our cars for a shipfull of ARRRs And pound back the grog till we're sloshed. Yo ho .... - Anyone see my keys? - Just off the coast o' Florida, matey! ARRR! Don't pick up yer phone and say "Hello, Your ten-o-clock meeting's delayed", Ye scrunch up yer face and ye bellow, "AVAST! Ye've been bleedin' BELAYED!" Ye can't keep this fun to yourself, I bet, So sing "Aye", "ARRR", and "Ayy", every man! We ain't got much grasp of the alphabet, But a damn good retirement plan! Have "AYE" "GRR"eat Day Matey's!