So true! Lol

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  1. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    :D:D:D:D:D
    Have you ever been guilty of looking at others
    your own age and thinking,
    surely i can't look that old.
    Well.. You'll love this one.

    My name is Alice Smith and
    I was sitting in the waiting room for my first
    appointment with a new dentist &
    I noticed his dds diploma,
    which bore his full name.

    Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome,
    dark-haired boy with the same name
    had been in my high school class
    some 30-odd years ago.

    Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on,
    way back then?

    Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.

    This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

    After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended
    morgan park high school .

    'yes. Yes, I did. I'm a mustang ,' he gleamed with pride.

    'when did you graduate?' I asked.

    He answered , 'in 1975.

    Why do you ask?'

    'you were in my class!', i exclaimed.

    He looked at me closely.

    Then,

    that ugly,

    old,

    bald,

    wrinkled,

    fat ass,

    gray-haired,

    decrepit

    son-of-a-b asked,

    'What did you teach ???' ​
     
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  2. Ellis

    Ellis Well-Known Member

    OMG What a great story!!!
    Wonderfull post Vick!:D:D
     
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  3. Kotsy

    Kotsy Well-Known Member

    rof, good ole me read it at first,

    "What did you teeth?"

    lmao

    good one V​
     
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  4. dogbites68

    dogbites68 Active Member

    Lol another good one there V.Heres a joke for you gals.

    What do men and rice have in common?

    There both done in 5 minutes.
     
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  5. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    :D:D:D:D
    Not if it's MINUTE rice!​
     
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  6. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    :(:(:(:kiss:
     
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  7. dogbites68

    dogbites68 Active Member

    Thats what it is.Lol I think thats why anyone can take the little blue pill for.
     
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