The Broken Lawn Mower

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  1. nada333

    nada333 Banned

    The Broken Lawn Mower

    Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is usually the husband.

    When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.

    Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

    When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the driveway.'

    The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
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  2. Kotsy

    Kotsy Well-Known Member


    good one desp​
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  3. Seaman63

    Seaman63 Well-Known Member

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  4. crystal8323

    crystal8323 Well-Known Member

    That is too funny, thanks for a much needed laugh!!!

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