After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Dmoney thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50. "That's a bit much," said D, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30. "That’s still quite a bit," D groused. Growing disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle. Dmoney grew agitated, "What I mean," he said, "is I'd like to see something real cheap.” So the clerk handed him a mirror.