The Gift from Dmoney LOL

[Vicky]

After being away on business
for a week before Christmas,
Dmoney thought it would be nice
to bring his wife a little gift.

"How about some perfume?"
he asked the cosmetics clerk.

She showed him a bottle costing $50.

"That's a bit much," said D,
so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.

"That’s still quite a bit," D groused.

Growing disgusted,
the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.

Dmoney grew agitated, "What I mean," he said,
"is I'd like to see something real cheap.”

So the clerk handed him a mirror.


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[Dmoney644]

It wasn't just a hand held mirror either!
it was one of those full body, tilting mirrors!

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[Bad Boy]

Dmoney, what are you doing with a full body, tilt mirror to begin with. STOP, I don't even want to know.
As for the perfume. Women wants the large size, because they use too much, to begin with.
Have you ever noticed, they can come thru the far door and reconize who it is, from the far end of the room???
Another thing, have you ever noticed that a woman never wears perfume while at their home, but as soon as they have an idea that they are gone some where, they start splashing it on, and at times before they enter a building they just got to spray dab on again.
Could it be true, that they think they stink. Maybe it is a cover up of their hygiene.
OMG, I have had lady's that hunted with me, put perfume on, to go into the woods.
Truth is, women are very strange..LOL

 

[Seaman63]

Truth is, women are very strange..LOL

Wise words Bad Boy...wise words!:lmao: