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  1. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    A store that sells new husbands
    has opened in New York City ,
    where a woman may go to choose a husband.

    Among the instructions at the entrance
    is a description of how the store operates:

    You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
    There are six floors and the value of the products
    increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

    The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor,
    or may choose to go up to the next floor,
    but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

    On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

    Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

    She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor,
    where the sign reads:

    Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

    'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.

    So she continues upward.

    The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids,
    and are Extremely Good Looking.

    'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

    She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids,
    are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

    'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids,
    are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework,
    and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor,
    where the sign reads:

    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
    There are no men on this floor.
    This floor exists solely as proof that women
    are impossible to please!

    Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store


    To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner
    opened a New Wives store just across the street.

    The first floor has wives that love sex.

    The second floor has wives that love sex
    and have money and like beer.

    The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors
    have never been visited!​
    Last edited by a moderator: Aug 30, 2014
  2. Seaman63

    Seaman63 Well-Known Member

    Hmmm...doesn´t that mean she will drink off all my brew???

    Have to think about the first floor....
  3. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    Yeah but she has money to buy more!:D:(
  4. Seaman63

    Seaman63 Well-Known Member

    Gooood argument!!!:super:

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