The miracle of toilet paper

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  1. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member


    Fresh from my shower,
    I stand in front of the mirror
    complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
    Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so,
    he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

    If you want your breasts to grow,
    then every day take a piece of toilet
    paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'

    Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper
    and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
    'How long will this take?' I asked.

    They will grow larger over a period of years,'
    my husband replies.

    I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
    between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'
    Without missing a beat he says,
    'Worked for your ass, didn't it?'

    He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy,
    he may even walk again,
    although he will probably continue
    to take his meals through a straw.

    Stupid, stupid man.

    Have a Wonderful Day Friends!
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  2. Seaman63

    Seaman63 Well-Known Member


    Good one Vicky..thanks for the well needed morning chuckle!
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  3. Kim1982

    Kim1982 Member


    If that were my man, he would be dead. LMAO
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  4. Kabuki19

    Kabuki19 Member

    Ahaha Vicky thats hilarious, i imagine how amused youre husband were seeing that you believed him, and did you really done that?? lol:lmao:
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  5. Mick114

    Mick114 Well-Known Member

    Now that is........:lmao:

    Musta missed this first time around. :(
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    FEARFACTOR4 Member

    Hilarious! Didn't see that one coming at all........... But seriously, it must work.

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  7. SystEmsuX

    SystEmsuX Member

    Haha, that was a good one--didn't anticipate that punchline.
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  8. Dmoney644

    Dmoney644 Well-Known Member

    HAHA :lmao: Good One V!
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  9. nada333

    nada333 Banned

    I suspect that it's probably okay for a woman to tell that joke but if a man told it it would be considered sexist. :( Either way it is hilarious. :lmao:
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  10. slucky

    slucky Active Member

    Thank you Vicky it amused me very much ;)) I'll tell to my girlfriend to do the same if someday will tell me her breasts are small ... :hugs::hugs::lmao::lmao:
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