Top 10 Thoughts for 2009

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  1. nada333

    nada333 Banned

    Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2009

    Number 10
    Life is sexually transmitted.

    Number 9
    Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

    Number 8
    Men have two emotions:
    Hungry and Horny. If you see him not horny, make him a sandwich.

    Number 7
    Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
    Teach a person to use the Internet
    and they won't bother you for weeks.

    Number 6
    Some people are like a Slinky...
    Not really good for anything,
    but you still can't help but smile
    when you shove them down the stairs.

    Number 5
    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
    lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

    Number 4
    All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
    It pays no attention to Criticism.

    Number 3
    Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00
    and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

    Number 2
    In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
    Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal..

    And The Number 1 Thought For 2009 :
    " Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers
    What you do today, might Burn Your bottom Tomorrow"
    You know what I mean!
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  2. Seaman63

    Seaman63 Well-Known Member

    I like that one!
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  3. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    Thanks desp
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  4. Ellis

    Ellis Well-Known Member

    OMY OMY Desp!:lmao:
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