Touch of Reality for the Overlooked Domesticated Woman ROTF!

[Vicky]

Touch of Reality for the Overlooked Domesticated Woman

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress,
and of course Me married for 20+ years

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze
our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels
and a mask over our eyes

We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:

The other night my boyfriend came over and
found me in a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said,
'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.'
Then we made love all night long.

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office
and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and
mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word,
but we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share MY story:

When my husband came home
I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings,
stilettos and a mask over my eyes.

As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,
"What's for dinner, Batman?"