Two Brooms

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  1. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member


    Two Brooms

    Two brooms were hanging in the closet,
    and after a while they got to know each other so
    well they decided to get married.

    One broom was, of course,
    the bride-broom, the other the groom- broom.

    The bride-broom looked very
    beautiful in her white dress.
    The groom-broom was handsome
    and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

    After the wedding, at the
    wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the
    groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk
    broom!'

    'IMPOSSIBLE !' said
    the groom-broom.

    Are you ready for this?

    Brace yourself -- this is
    going to hurt!!!!!!


    'WE HAVEN'T EVEN
    SWEPT TOGETHER!'



    Oh for goodness
    sake...Laugh, or at least groan.

    Life's too short not to
    enjoy...Even these silly...little cute...And clean
    jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Sounds to me like
    she's...been...sweeping around!!
     
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  2. Mike

    Mike Administrator Staff Member

    hahahah rofl Vick:D
     
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