Two Brooms

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Vicky

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Two Brooms

Two brooms were hanging in the closet,
and after a while they got to know each other so
well they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course,
the bride-broom, the other the groom- broom.

The bride-broom looked very
beautiful in her white dress.
The groom-broom was handsome
and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the
wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the
groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk
broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said
the groom-broom.

Are you ready for this?

Brace yourself -- this is
going to hurt!!!!!!


'WE HAVEN'T EVEN
SWEPT TOGETHER!'



Oh for goodness
sake...Laugh, or at least groan.

Life's too short not to
enjoy...Even these silly...little cute...And clean
jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sounds to me like
she's...been...sweeping around!!
 
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