Two old men...LOL

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  1. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    :D:D:p:D:D
    Dedicated to Dmoney and Seaman!
    ROTF!
    ;)

    Two old men decide they are close to their last days
    and decide to have a last night on the town.
    After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel.

    The madam takes one look at the two old geezers
    and whispers to her manager,
    ‘go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll
    in each bed.

    These two are so old and drunk;
    i’m not wasting two of my girls on them.
    They won’t know the difference.’

    The manager does as he is told
    and the two old men go upstairs and
    take care of their business.
    As they are walking home the first man says,
    ‘You know, I think my girl was dead!’

    ‘Dead?’ says his friend, ‘why do you say that?
    well, she never moved or made a sound
    all the time I was loving her.’

    His friend says, ‘could be worse I think mine was a witch.’
    Witch, why the hell would you say that?’
    well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck
    and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out of the window.’
     
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  2. Seaman63

    Seaman63 Well-Known Member

    Omg!!! Lmaaaooo!
     
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  3. lazydaisy

    lazydaisy Member

    too funny. . . that was great!!!
     
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  4. Dmoney644

    Dmoney644 Well-Known Member

    ROF, Thanks Vicki,
    Maybe Next time I Get The Witch​
     
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