Underwear are important!! Omg! Funny!

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  1. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the
    morgue and reserve a table, because you are dead...

    Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when
    working under your vehicle...
    From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story
    of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart,
    onlyto have their car break down in the parking lot.
    The mantoldhis wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed
    the car in the parking lot.

    The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
    On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.

    Although the man was in shorts,
    his lack of underpants turned private parts into public parts.
    Unable to stand the embarrassment,
    she dutifully stepped forward,
    quickly put her hand UP his shorts,
    and tucked everything back into place.
    She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd.
    She looked across the hood and found herself staring
    at her husband, who had been standing idly by.
    The mechanic, however, had to have three stitchs in his head...

    Have a Fantastic weekend Friends!
     
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  2. slucky

    slucky Active Member

    :lmao: :lmao:
    Good story Vicky! Its true, these things happends! I'm glad to me thats won't happen' cus I use my underwear everytime I go out in public :lmao::lmao:
     
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  3. Kim1982

    Kim1982 Member

    LMAO! :lmao:

    wow thats embarrassing, but so funny!

    thanks vicky for the good laugh!
     
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  4. Kabuki19

    Kabuki19 Member

    Ahaha thats very funny, that never happened to me thought i always use underwar on the street.....but one time i was invited to do a nude modeling to a university or arts and i said yes of course it was good money they offer, but it was a kind of strange and painfull too thought, because there was almost 30 people staring at me nude and i had to wax my balls lolol
     
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  5. Ellis

    Ellis Well-Known Member

    OMG Kabuki wax your........????????
    Aiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!:lmao::lmao::lmao:

    So, we have a model in da house!????​
     
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  6. Ellis

    Ellis Well-Known Member

    OMG...........My hubby has to shave his leggs....
    You know he is a cycler, so he is a lot on his bike.
    OMG he will kill me if he reads this...........:lmao::lmao::lmao:
     
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  7. Kabuki19

    Kabuki19 Member

    Im not a model i just knew the people and they invite me to do it, and i needed the money so i accepted but it was so painfull ahhh.....:nuts:
     
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  8. FEARFACTOR4

    FEARFACTOR4 Member

    Wax on....wax off. I think I remember how to do that from "The Karate Kid".
    :lmao:
    Did you have to wax off, too?:lmao:
     
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  9. Larrdawg69

    Larrdawg69 Member

    Thats a good one. :confused:
     
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