VICKY's FIRST DAY ON THE JOB

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  1. Bad Boy

    Bad Boy Member

    Tickle Me Elmo:
    There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle
    Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Vicky is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she
    reports for work, her first day promptly at 8:00 am.
    The same day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel
    Manager'sdoor. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the
    new employee..Vicky. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself,
    so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there, the
    line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the
    factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Vicky, surrounded by mountains of
    Tickle Me!Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small
    marbles.
    The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of
    fabric,
    wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the
    little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After severalminutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Vicky. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight
    face,
    "but
    I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
    yesterday..."
    "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
     
  2. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    Well he IS a lot happier now!
     
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  3. Dmoney644

    Dmoney644 Well-Known Member

    OMG!!

    That Vicki Sure Is An Amazing Girl!

    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:​
     
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  4. Seaman63

    Seaman63 Well-Known Member

    OMG...can´t stop :lmao: here!
     
  5. Kotsy

    Kotsy Well-Known Member

    Thats our V. Always trying to make the world right.

    lmao​
     
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