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Discussion in 'Lets Talk about gambling and more...' started by Kotsy, Oct 29, 2008.

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  1. Kotsy

    Kotsy Well-Known Member

    Welcome to everyone playing in the Haunted House.

    For your enjoyment. A Halloween funny

    A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,

    when behind him he hears:

    BUMP...

    BUMP...

    BUMP...

    Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

    BUMP...

    BUMP...

    BUMP...

    Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him

    FASTER...

    FASTER...

    BUMP...

    BUMP. ..

    BUMP...

    He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.

    However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping

    clappity-BUMP...

    clappity-BUMP...

    clappity-BUMP...

    on his heels, the terrified man runs.

    Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

    With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

    Bumping and clapping toward him.

    The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
    but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

    Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
    and,

    (hopefully you're really ready for this!!!)








    The coffin stops!






     
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  2. Dmoney644

    Dmoney644 Well-Known Member

    :d :d :d
     
  3. crzynana2001

    crzynana2001 New Member

    Hi Marina, Please tell me all about the bonuses that you get from Mike.
     
  4. Kotsy

    Kotsy Well-Known Member

    She gets mucho bonuses from Mike.

    Happy Haunting​
     
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  5. MotelPrisoner

    MotelPrisoner New Member

    Yes, Marina....do tell! Are they "sticky" bonuses? Maybe "repeat depositor" bonuses? Do you have to ask for them or does he just give them to you?

    Inquiring minds want to know!:D
     
  6. Kotsy

    Kotsy Well-Known Member

    rof@ sticky bonuses.........lmao

    yup, they never stop coming

    hi ya motel..........happy haunting​
     
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  7. Dmoney644

    Dmoney644 Well-Known Member

    Matter Of Fact

    I Think Marina Is Right Now A

    "motelprisioner"

    :D
     
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