When i'm 100, if i lean a little, let me!

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  1. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member


    The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn,
    in her wheelchair,where the activities for her
    100th birthday were taking place.


    Grandma had a mild stroke,
    couldn't speak very well,
    but she could write notes when she
    needed to communicate.


    After a short time out on the lawn,
    Grandma started leaning off to the right,
    so some family members grabbed her,
    straightened her up,
    and stuffed pillows on her right.


    A short time later,
    she started leaning off to her left,
    soagain the family grabbed her
    and stuffed pillows on her left.


    Soon she started leaning forward,
    so the family members again grabbed her
    and then tied a pillowcase a round
    her waist to holdher up.


    A grandson, who arrived late,
    came up to Grandma and said,
    'Hi,Grandma, you're looking good!
    How are they treating you?'

    Grandma took out her little notepad
    and slowly wrote a note
    to the nephew...


    'They won't let me fart.'


    Have a Fun Friday Everyone!​
     
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  2. villarge

    villarge Member

    LOL. Good one. Made me laugh anyway.

    Adam:(
     
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  3. nada333

    nada333 Banned

    Vicky, my love, you are a sick twisted woman...But I like that about you.

    :hugs:
     
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  4. Marina

    Marina Administrator Staff Member

    AHAA! :(

    lol

    Thanks for the laugh Vicky!​
     
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  5. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    AWW Thank You My sick twisted Friend :kiss:
     
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  6. Marina

    Marina Administrator Staff Member

    Hey Vicky
    wanna know how Johnny acted when i told him earlier bout you and Desperado?

    :lmao::lmao::lmao:
     
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  7. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    MARINA!
     
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