Discussion in 'Lets Talk about gambling and more...' started by Vicky, Nov 30, 2008.

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  1. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member


    Why, Why, Why,

    Why do we press harder on a remote control
    when we know the batteries are almost dead?

    Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds'
    when they already know there is not enough money?

    Why does someone believe You when you say
    there are four billion stars; but have to check
    when you say the paint is still wet?

    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest,
    but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

    If people evolved from apes,
    why are there still apes?

    Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath
    you use the bubbles are always white?

    Is there ever a day that mattresses
    are not on sale?

    Why do people constantly return
    to the refrigerator with hopes that something
    new to eat will have materialized?

    Why do people keep running over a string a
    dozen times with their vacuum cleaner,
    then reach down, pick it up, examine it,
    then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

    Why is it that no plastic bag will open
    from the end on your first try?

    How do those dead bugs get
    into those enclosed light fixtures?

    When we are in the supermarket and
    someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart
    then apologizes for doing so, why do we say,
    'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right,
    so why don't we say,
    'That really hurt,
    why don't you watch where you're going?'

    Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something
    that's falling off the table you always manage to
    knock something else over?

    In winter why do we try to keep the house as
    warm as it was in summer
    when we complained about the heat?

    How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

    And my FAVORITE......

    The statistics on sanity is that
    one out of every four persons is suffering
    from some sort of mental illness.
    Think of your three best friends --
    if they're okay, then it's you.:nuts: ​
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