Wine and Beer vs. Water

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  1. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member


    "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,
    in water there is bacteria."

    In a number of carefully controlled trials,
    scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
    1 liter of water each day,
    at the end of the year we would have absorbed
    more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) -
    bacteria found in feces!

    In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of POOP!
    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine
    and beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
    because alcohol has to go through a
    purification process of boiling, filtering or fermenting.

    Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

    Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid,
    than to drink water and be full of SH*T!
    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.

    Have a Great Day Friends!


     
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  2. Mick114

    Mick114 Well-Known Member

    LOL......good one Vick.I just showed this to the wife.........had a good larf.I'm going to remind her next time ole Mick gets a "thirst" on.:lmao:

    And I think beer is even a food group?

    :beer:
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  3. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    You may be on to something Mick!
    Beer has barley
    Wine has grapes
    There's your daily grains and fruit!
    CHEERS!
     
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  4. nada333

    nada333 Banned

    It's good to know that my lifestyle has not gone to waste but has actually turned out to be good for me. :beer:
     
  5. luckymenan

    luckymenan Active Member

    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: That was funny one but it makes me so sad:sad: 'cause I don't drink beer or wine...I used to drink tequila shot once a year at the party but ever since I got so~ sick I don't ever touch that crazy sucker again. If you ask me I have to say all these booze taste yuck, too bitter and smell stink for my taste so my choice is left with WATER and you are telling me this~:confused::lmao::lmao::lmao: :kiss:
     
  6. nada333

    nada333 Banned


    Because you don't drink I am going to make the sacrifice from now on when i drink and have another one just for you. :beer: :hugs: :kiss:
     
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  7. luckymenan

    luckymenan Active Member

    :lmao: okay my friend but just make sure not to call me after midnight when you are too drunk since you are drinking for two, to drive...I won't be able to see another man at night no matter what the situation is even if you become insanely :nuts: lol.
     
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  8. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    :lmao::lmao::lmao:
    I don't drink either ...
    But I like the jokes:nuts:​
     
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  9. nada333

    nada333 Banned


    Man, that means I have to drink for three then.
     
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  10. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
    Kotsy and Seaman will gladly
    help you out!​
     
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  11. Seaman63

    Seaman63 Well-Known Member

    Can I join im here at that point?
    :beer::beer::beer:
     
  12. nada333

    nada333 Banned

    I will tap another keg buddy. :beer:
     
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  13. Mick114

    Mick114 Well-Known Member

    I'm getting thirsty!!

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