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  1. Dmoney644

    Dmoney644 Well-Known Member

    'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'
    >> 'Yes. What can I do for you?'
    >> 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil
    >> Smith...He's hidin'
    >> marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he
    >> gets it insidethem logs, but he's hidin' it
    >> there..'
    >> 'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
    >> The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on
    >> Virgil's house. They
    >> search the shed where the firewood is kept.
    >> Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no
    >> marijuana.
    >> They sneer at Virgil and leave.
    >> Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
    >> 'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff
    >> come?'
    >> 'Yeah!'
    >> 'Did they chop your firewood?'
    >> 'Yep!'
    >> 'Happy Birthday, buddy!'
    >> (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).
  2. queenmap

    queenmap Well-Known Member

    LMAO...thats a good one! :D
  3. Kotsy

    Kotsy Well-Known Member

    omg, I love it
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  4. Bad Boy

    Bad Boy Member

    Great laugh here.
    After reading this, got to tell about an ole boy that lives in this small town.
    Got to realize, fire place wood, in this area, is big business. If you don't cut and split your own wood, you buy it from farmers. Then load it on small trucks, to be hauled to Kansas City, Chicago, St. Louis, and some other places, and peddle it to homes an apartments. When you buy from these farmers, they normally have large amounts of wood, for sale, and like to get it hauled away, as soon as possible. So most wood haulers have some kind of wood lot, to unload at before the peddling season starts.
    Back before we had caller ID, and cops could not trace their in comming calls, you could do some wild things.
    Well, this certain wood hauler, was making his usual wood runs, from farmers to his wood lot, every so often. Plus this wood hauler was known to haul some "HERB".
    Well, he got the bright idea, to stop a few miles from his wood lot, call someone and have them to call the cops, and report him, that he was carrying weed, in large amounts, hidden in the load of wood on his truck. By the time the cops got to him, the truck was parked in his wood lot, and sure enough the cops arrive, want to check his load, and would unload the wood for him, looking for the weed. When you are a hauler, and didn't have a lift bed, made a hard day of it to load and unload, your truck.
    This happen over and over again, in a long stretch of time. I know for fact, the cops unloaded it 8 times, but also know it happen more than that.
    As time went, cops started looking at him, pretty hard. So hard in fact, that they started watching for him comming on the highway. Finally started stopping him, and unloading his truck, along the highway. Well guess what, cops don't reload after unloading, and they did this many times, to this hauler. As it seems, the cops got a joke on him, and did not realize it. It got to the point, this hauler had to buy a different truck and find another way home, to keep these cops from bothering him
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  5. Dmoney644

    Dmoney644 Well-Known Member

    ROF :D how did i know my bud bad boy, would have
    a story to go along with this joke i posted? very good story my friend, that is some
    funny stuff! lol thanks for sharing my friend! :D
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  6. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    Those are good Thanks
    Dee & Bad Boy
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  7. Bad Boy

    Bad Boy Member

    Best part about this, if I would print his name, which I would not do, would fit right in. His name alone would make you bust a gut.
    Got to remember, this area is a small town 10,000 people, and most are all country, but now adays it has changed alot, and people have changed. They think they are big time city folks, so hard to get away with the pranks and foolishness.
    Can we, as older folks, remember the days of "streaking" the town? If you had the nerve, and your friends dared you, go for it. Now, if it happens, and you get caught, you are registered as a sex crime offender. Wait, try "mooning" or "press ham" someone, get caught and you are a sex crime offender. Another one, flip someone the birdie, an see what happens, if caught.

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