You might be a scrooge if:rotf!

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  1. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member


    - Your only contact with three spirits on Christmas Eve
    is gin, vodka and bourbon.

    - You turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve
    to keep carolers away.

    - You buy all of your Christmas gifts
    at a store that also sells gas.

    - You get your Christmas Tree at a rest stop at night.

    - You give bathroom fixtures as Christmas gifts.

    - Your prized Christmas ornament is
    Santa Claus shooting the moon.

    - Your idea of Christmas dinner is
    a six pack of beer and a cheese log.

    - Your best Christmas tradition involves a fire and reindeer meat.

    - You use your Christmas Club money to buy wrestling tickets.

    - Your only holiday decoration is a rotting pumpkin

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  2. Seaman63

    Seaman63 Well-Known Member


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