- May 19, 2008
Three men died on Christmas Eve and
were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,
'You must each possess something that symbolizes
Christmas to get into heaven.'
The first man fumbled through his pockets
and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on.
'It represents a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket
and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The third man started searching desperately
through his pockets and finally
pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with
a raised eyebrow and asked,
'And just what do those symbolize?'
The man replied, 'These are Carols .'
And So The Christmas Season
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