A Bum Asks a Man for $2

[Vicky]

A Bum Asks a Man for $2

The man says, "Will you buy booze?"
The bum says, "No." The man says,
"Will you gamble it away?"
The bum says, "No."
So the man says,
"Will you come home with me so my wife
can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"​

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[luckymenan]

:lmao: That was cute! I have to tell you this...my hubby doesn't drink, smoke,gamble,sports,social,what else? ah~doesn't give me enough love he is a dork~he is a computer engineer and he can fix any computer but I'll tell ya, sometimes I just wish him to a little bit more socialize with people! oh, well! No body is perfect, I guess. I and he, we both love movies and books so that compensate. I love gamble, he likes to buy more more of electric weird dos and we both think each other crazy.

 

[Vicky]

:lmao::lmao::lmao:
Whatever works huh Nan?

 

[Seaman63]

My girlfriend does not drink, smoke, gamble, watch soccer, eat junk food and sit at the puter for hours.

However...

we have a saying here:

"Extremes meet"