A woman, pregnant with triplets,
was walking down the street,
when a masked robber ran out of a bank
and shot her three times in the stomach.
Luckily the babies were OK.
The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because
it was too risky to operate.
She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a
healthy son.
All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter
walked into the room in tears.
"What's wrong?" asked the mother.
"I was taking a tinkle and this bullet
came out," replied the daughter.
The mother told her it was okay and
explained what happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walked i
nto the room in tears.
"Mom,I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."
Again the mother told her not to worry and explained
what happened 16 years ago.
A week later her son walked into the room in tears.
"It's okay" said theMom,
"I know what happened.
You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."
"No," said the boy,
"I was playing with myself and I shot the dog!"
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