and then the fight started....

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These are too good not to share!;)
:D:D:D:D
When I got home last night,
my wife demanded that I take her someplace
expensive.... so, I took her to a gas station.....
and then the fight started....
********************************************************

After retiring,
I went to the Social Security office to apply for
Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked
me for my driver's license to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left
my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry,
but I would have to go home and
come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That
silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'
and she processed my
Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about
my experience at the
Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants.
You might have gotten
disability, too!'And then the fight started.....

********************************************************
My wife and I were sitting
at a table at my high school reunion, and I
kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink
as she sat alone at a
nearby table.
My wife asked,'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old
girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right
after we split up those many years ago,
and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My Goodness!' says my wife, '
Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started.....
Enjoy your Monday Friends!​
 
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Seaman63

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:D:D:D This is funny...sounds like a typical day of mine...lol.


On my way to buy some flowers now....to avoid fighting!
 
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Kotsy

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advice for all the men on Bonus Paradise.

A dear MALE friend of mine who is married told me this

"It is easier to keep a Woman happy than to
get her happy"

now go figure

rof​
 
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Elizabeth26

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advice for all the men on Bonus Paradise.

A dear MALE friend of mine who is married told me this

"It is easier to keep a Woman happy than to
get her happy"

now go figure

rof​
LOL, your friend gave you some very good advice.

I really like the last joke!
 
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