Did Ya Know???

SlotJoint

Vicky

Well-Known Member
Did Ya Know???
:lmao::nuts::confused:
1. A snail can sleep for three years.
2. Turtles can breathe through their butts.
3. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
4. Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day.
5. The ant, when intoxicated, will always fall over to its right side.
6. The original name for the butterfly was flutterby!
7. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
8. A shrimp's heart is in its head.
9. Male lions can sleep for up to 20 hours a day.
10. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
11. Snakes have two sex organs.
12. Turkeys can reproduce without having sex. It's called parthenogenesis.

Have a Fun Day Friends!
:beer::beer::beer:
 
Last edited by a moderator:
  • Like
Reactions: 2 people

luckymenan

Well-Known Member
Jan 25, 2009
208
159
Ya know what? I am a lion lover but never liked male...every time I watch Animal Planet I see male lions doing nothing but sleeping and only awake when they want sex:nuts: at the same time female goes for hunt for food, have babies, protect her cubs...Gosh, I have to say that those male lions are like almost every human male being that's why we are animals I guess, so alike.:lmao:
 

Seaman63

Well-Known Member
Jun 1, 2008
2,117
2,366
1. A snail can sleep for three years.

How enviable!!!

The ant, when intoxicated, will always fall over to its right side.


After many years long periods of study, I have to tell you:

This does not work for humans!
 
Last edited by a moderator:

FEARFACTOR4

Active Member
Nov 1, 2008
44
24
Saint Paul, Minnesota
2. Turtles can breathe through their butts.
I tried this myself, but I could only exhale!

Desperado & FEARFACTOR
You're BOTH :nuts:
:lmao::lmao::lmao:

HEY. I resemble that remark!

It was a legitimate scientific experiment. I'm gonna try again in about 20 minutes, as soon as the air clears a bit!
 
Last edited by a moderator:

Dmoney644

Well-Known Member
Jun 1, 2008
2,480
1,102
41
Grottoes, Virginia, U.S.A.
9. Male lions can sleep for up to 20 hours a day.
10. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.


Hmmm, after thinking about these 2
truths, why the hell is the lion the king of the jungle? it sure
seems he's not much of a king in the sack :lmao:

50 times in 4 hours......

4.8 minutes a session? must have been while the lioness was playing slots naked, lol
 
Last edited by a moderator:

luckymenan

Well-Known Member
Jan 25, 2009
208
159
Hmmm, after thinking about these 2
truths, why the hell is the lion the king of the jungle? it sure
seems he's not much of a king in the sack :lmao:

50 times in 4 hours......

4.8 minutes a session? must have been while the lioness was playing slots naked, lol
Here we go, man always think like man...I'm guessing, maybe that is their limit of brain.lol:lmao:
 
Last edited by a moderator:

Vicky

Well-Known Member
Hmmm, after thinking about these 2
truths, why the hell is the lion the king of the jungle? it sure
seems he's not much of a king in the sack :lmao:

50 times in 4 hours......

4.8 minutes a session? must have been while the lioness was playing slots naked, lol

CORRECTION D...it would be 2.4min. you forgot to allow time for eating, peeing,butt belching & beer drinking!
 
Last edited by a moderator:

Marina

Administrator
Staff member
May 3, 2008
22,959
16,201
bonusparadise.com
You guys are so nuts!!!
This is to funny here!

2. Turtles can breathe through their butts.
I tried this myself, but I could only exhale!



HEY. I resemble that remark!

It was a legitimate scientific experiment. I'm gonna try again in about 20 minutes, as soon as the air clears a bit!

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Keep trying my friend, and let us know as soon it worked!
Good luck! :lmao::lmao::lmao:
 

nada333

Banned
Jun 1, 2008
2,240
706
I have come to the conclusion that while we may or may not be the largest gambling forum on the net we certainly are the sickest.
:nuts: :beer:
 
Last edited by a moderator:

Seaman63

Well-Known Member
Jun 1, 2008
2,117
2,366
I have come to the conclusion that while we may or may not be the largest gambling forum on the net we certainly are the sickest.
:nuts: :beer:

And he only needed a few weeks do find that out!

:nuts::lmao:
 
Last edited by a moderator:

luckymenan

Well-Known Member
Jan 25, 2009
208
159
okay, don't get mad at me for asking this but couldn't help it.:confused:
11. Snakes have two sex organs.
tell me if I understood wrong but so they still need mate? or single snake can mate himherself alone...or does that mean this single snake can have multiple partners??? since has two sex organs. I've heard weird stories of animals but this one is seriously insane.doesn't make any sense at all.:confused:
 

Vicky

Well-Known Member
okay, don't get mad at me for asking this but couldn't help it.:confused:
11. Snakes have two sex organs.
tell me if I understood wrong but so they still need mate? or single snake can mate himherself alone...or does that mean this single snake can have multiple partners??? since has two sex organs. I've heard weird stories of animals but this one is seriously insane.doesn't make any sense at all.:confused:

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
:lmao:OMG! NAN! I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOOGLED THIS FOR YOU!:lmao:
Male snakes have two sex organs and yes they still need a female to reproduce,the reason they have two is so that they can approach the female from either side. Google didn't say anything about snake orgies:lmao::lmao::nuts:
 
  • Like
Reactions: 1 person

luckymenan

Well-Known Member
Jan 25, 2009
208
159
:kiss: thanks V, for looking up Google for me and that's what I thought too before(googole) but ya know what something? I think I know why they do have two...they need two because one gets tired while mating, another one is to be replaced... YEAH, I GOT IT!:lmao::lmao::lmao:
 

Yukon Gold Casino