Don't Choke In The South!!!!!!!!

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  1. Dmoney644

    Dmoney644 Well-Known Member

    Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant.. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

    Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,
    'Kin ya swallar?'

    The woman shakes her head no.

    Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

    The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

    The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
    The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
    As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
    His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
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  2. nada333

    nada333 Banned

    you are a sick, sick man. :( :( :( :(
  3. crystal8323

    crystal8323 Well-Known Member

    That's a good 1, too funny, lmao!:lmao:
  4. Vicky

    Vicky Well-Known Member

    Good 1 D!
  5. Kabuki19

    Kabuki19 Member

    lololol thats a good one :lmao:
  6. mmek4kids

    mmek4kids Active Member

    :thank you:thanks for the laugh of the day
  7. Lunadelmar

    Lunadelmar Active Member

    I love OPUS and I loved this chuckle. Thanks Dmoney!
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  8. Kim1982

    Kim1982 Member

    :lmao::lmao: I think I may die laughing!
  9. wolverine30

    wolverine30 Member

    that's a true story. they call it the redneck Hind Lick LOL just kidding very funny joke !! :)

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