Ever wonder????

[Vicky]

Ever Wonder?​

1.When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
2.Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
3.Can you daydream at night?
4.Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
5.If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
6.Do prison buses have emergency exits?
7.If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
8.Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?​

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[Kotsy]

No V, I've never wondered.

Here are the answers....rof

1. When the first beer is opened; it always seems brighter
2. The bread company is in cohoots with the Education Dept.; they
want you to use your trigonometry math skills or pay for a course
for you to get your round meat into square bread. omg, what if the
bread was round and the meat was square?
3. Only if you live in the land when it is daylight for 24hrs.
4. The plumber must have said that installing a new water heater, while
the pipes were frozen.
5. The blind idiot who opened his first beer to see the sun, realized his bread was
triangle, and could careless if it was icy hot.
6. Yes, prison buses have emergency exits........it's called a firing squad.
7. This is actually a true statement. She can write it off as a business expense.
The auditor had to see the end result.
8. Cause he's hung like a Donkey


ya, ya.........to my corner I go​

 

[Vicky]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

EXCELLENT!!!!!

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[Seaman63]

1. When the first beer is opened; it always seems brighter

You´re talking about some own experiences..don´t you???

 

[Marina]

rof
Great Seaman and bravo kotsy
lmao, you crack me up!

 

[Kotsy]

You´re talking about some own experiences..don´t you???

na Seaman, I saw your reflection in the top of your can.

lmao​