Have You Ever Wondered ...



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Have You Ever Wondered ...

1. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

2. How is it possible to have a civil war?

3. If God dropped acid, would he see people?

4. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

5. If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

6. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

7. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

8. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

9. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?

10. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

11. If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

13. If a mime swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

14. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself,
is it considered a hostage situation?

15. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

16. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

17. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

18. Can vegans eat animal crackers?

19. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

20. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

Have a Great day Friends

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