Just For Laughs - thought others might find the humor in my witty sarcasm so thought I
would share this!
I have taken out the casino name as not to offend anyone - well not directly!
I received an email and it said:
Our Casino is proud to offer you another free 5 chip to try out our brand new casino.
Just log into your Casino account and we will automatically credit your account.
The New Casino offers you top of the line games along with the fairest payouts
as well as our unbeatable .3% rebate.
So I figured what the hell I am bored and went to the site - logged in and after 2 minutes
logged out and sent this reply to the casino.
Thank you for the $5 to try out your Casino.
Actually the reason I have never deposited is because with a $.25 minimum bet on
the slots it really has not shown me much on $5.00 to make me feel comfortable playing.
Then they replied:
Tina
After review of your account you have received the FREE5 twice for a total of $10.
We hope that you take the time to play with us, your account is eligible for our 15% sign up
bonus as well as the .3% cash rebate, in which we are actually paying you to play with us.
Have a good afternoon.
And God forgive me I just could not resist sending this witty reply!
OK So Twice it has not shown me much on $5.00 to make me feel comfortable playing.
would share this!
I have taken out the casino name as not to offend anyone - well not directly!
I received an email and it said:
Our Casino is proud to offer you another free 5 chip to try out our brand new casino.
Just log into your Casino account and we will automatically credit your account.
The New Casino offers you top of the line games along with the fairest payouts
as well as our unbeatable .3% rebate.
So I figured what the hell I am bored and went to the site - logged in and after 2 minutes
logged out and sent this reply to the casino.
Thank you for the $5 to try out your Casino.
Actually the reason I have never deposited is because with a $.25 minimum bet on
the slots it really has not shown me much on $5.00 to make me feel comfortable playing.
Then they replied:
Tina
After review of your account you have received the FREE5 twice for a total of $10.
We hope that you take the time to play with us, your account is eligible for our 15% sign up
bonus as well as the .3% cash rebate, in which we are actually paying you to play with us.
Have a good afternoon.
And God forgive me I just could not resist sending this witty reply!
OK So Twice it has not shown me much on $5.00 to make me feel comfortable playing.
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