McDonald’s application(this IS real)ROTF!

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Vicky

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I LOVE this KID!

These are actual answers on a McDonald’s application
submitted by a 17 year old kid someplace in Florida.
They actually hired him too.
I think this kid’s gonna go far…

NAME: I erased his name.

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President.
But seriously, whatever’s available.
If I was in a position to be picky,
I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options
and a Michael Ovitz style severance package.
If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I’m worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection
of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m.,
Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes,
but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one,
would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT
WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?:
Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question
here would be “Do you have a car that runs?”

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?:
I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?:
Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb
sexy blonde super model who thinks I’m the greatest thing
since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND
COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?:
Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

What'd You Think?
 
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Kotsy

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Priceless..........I love it

Obama needs to hire this kid. rof​
 
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luckymenan

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Both my daughter,Karina and I are laughing like-:nuts: now. This boy sure is genius. Some of most of famous people in the history were as weird as this kid but they were also genius. Like myself...lol.:kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
 
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Seaman63

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Heyyy..spin2win...isn´t the streak just looking for mods?

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

just kidding...me baaaad..I know.
 
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krown

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That was totally hilarious the only thing that surprises me about the whole application is that McDonalds hasn't negotiated the rights to use the moniker from Superbad. McLovin it would be so great for them
 

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