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Vicky

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National Talk Like A Pirate Day
(September 19th)



ARRRR! He Shivers My Timbers!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

and I found this:

Most days are like all of the others,
Go to work, come back home, watch TV,
But, brother, if I had me druthers,
I'd chuck it and head out to sea,

For I dream of the skull and the crossbones,
I dream of the great day to come,
When I dump the mundane for the Old Spanish Main
And trade my computer for rum! ARRR!

T' me,
Yo, Ho, Yo, Ho,
It's "Talk Like A Pirate" Day!
When laptops are benches God gave us for wenches,
And a sail ain't a low price to pay!
When timbers are shivered and lillies are livered
And every last buckle is swashed,
We'll abandon our cars for a shipfull of ARRRs
And pound back the grog till we're sloshed. Yo ho ....

- Anyone see my keys?
- Just off the coast o' Florida, matey! ARRR!

Don't pick up yer phone and say "Hello,
Your ten-o-clock meeting's delayed",
Ye scrunch up yer face and ye bellow,
"AVAST! Ye've been bleedin' BELAYED!"

Ye can't keep this fun to yourself, I bet,
So sing "Aye", "ARRR", and "Ayy", every man!
We ain't got much grasp of the alphabet,
But a damn good retirement plan!
Have "AYE" "GRR"eat Day Matey's!​
 
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Kotsy

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V will always find a way to get Johnny
posted.........rof

Watch out for those pirates today!!​
 
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Seaman63

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Find out your very own pirate name:

fidius.org's What's My Pirate Name? (1/3)

Your pirate name is:
Mad Sam Rackham

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
 
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Kotsy

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oh my...........rof​


Dread Pirate Bonney​
 
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Seaman63

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Uuuummhh..Vicky...found this at staff room:

 
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Marina

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Vicky and Johnny driving me NUTS! :(

:D:D:D

Yes Vicky is sure ONE CRAZY LADY + blonde + smart
Can you believe this, yeah its true
she is a miracle, rof :D

Love ya dear :kiss:​
 
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